VSSUT FRIEND PROFILE : S & B

Hookup culture has taken the place of actual relationships.

I think everyone can relate to dating someone for a few months, unsure of what you are to each other, and then poof!! The “relationship” disappears overnight with no explanation. That is one thing I hate about the current dating culture. No one thinks they owe anyone an explanation. You meet someone, you decide to see each other for a bit, and when you’re over it, you can just quickly exit through the backdoor. I don’t care what year it is, that kind of behavior is just bad manners! We always think there could be someone better waiting along for us because, quite literally, the whole world is accessible through our fingertips. It wasn’t like that when our parents were dating at our age. If you found someone you could stand, you held on to them for dear life because meeting someone new wasn’t so easy.

Have you ever heard that thing about how a guy reaches his sexual peak in his late teens, and a lady reaches hers in her mid-30s? Well, I’m pretty sure that’s true because he is 22 and is quickly becoming an illegal pervert. Not like he’s illegal things, such as licking neighbor’s mailboxes or dry humping spare tires in the workshop, but he’s getting there. At first he was coming at his single status all like “whoo hoo, who needs a gf!” and now he creepily stares at the eyes and lips of any attractive person who talks to him for more than five minutes in hopes that they accidentally put their tongue in his mouth.
That was until he met his match.

Subject name : Soumya & Bhumika
Age Gap : Minimal
Height Difference : See for yourself
Nicknames: Soumika, Gullu, Puchu, Dhana, Jaanu etc
One of the most popular & GENUINE couples of our batch. And most importantly my closest friends.

Unlike others, they aren’t a couple who just for the sake of  being committed enter into a relationship. It’s a sick trend. But not these two. They love each other when they’re insufferable, when they hate their situations and hate their friends and seem to hate everything in their life except for themselves. You might lose respect for them, you might look at them as if they’re weak and can’t stand on their own two feet, but I want you to try to push those thoughts out of your brain because the fact is that this happens. People get stuck in their life and they look around and only see one thing that makes sense to them. It doesn’t make them weak or co-dependent, it just makes them human. This is why I used the word genuine.

Theirs is a relationship where they talk like best friends, fight like kids and protect each other like siblings. They love each other when they smell like shit, when they aren’t well, when they aren’t the able-bodied picture of beauty they were when they met each other because people never stay the way we want them to. They know that. He buys her high heels, while she gets his cell recharged with new top-ups. She loves gup-chup and he fancies a can of beer. Just like any other couple, they too have fights over little things. But the fact that they chose to stick to each other despite several obstacles is what makes them adorable. They have even decided  what the names of their children would be. My sources tell me : Kalia, Pintooo, Madhusudan and Bhansali are the probable choices.

I have known them separately and I have known them together. And to know them as a couple is to know that you’re truly in the presence of love. So I would like to order a lunch (courtesy:Soumya) and raise my glass to the both of them and the beautiful journey they are out to embark upon. I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey. But beware, booze and meat are a must at your wedding ceremony!

That being said, almost all of my friends are in relationships. Some of them are way late but they’re together and happy and loving each other like people have been doing since the dawn of time. You see, no matter what happens, people will always need to be loved. We will always yearn for companionship. It’s how we’re wired. So, even though the steps to landing a relationship may’ve changed, the end goal will always stay the same. Courtship is not yet over. It just got a messed up facelift.