All The Things I Did While Waiting For That Special SOMEONE To Call Me!

Now lets assume that this “someone” is a girl. Why woudnt it be, right ?!! And that girl is actually someone whom you miss. Whom I miss actually (READ : LIVE/BREATHE/LOVE)
Now lets get started.

Actually read my Facebook newsfeed for the first time in like two hours.

Smoked a cigarette.

Lay in the middle of my room staring at the ceiling as well as my cell.

Wished I had porn. Looked in the hard drive for some ‘moisturizing’ action without any fruit.

Absent mindedly pulled out a bunch of my hair. Thought, “Man, that’s gross.”
Worried about my over-increasing dandruff.

Looked at the clock  several dozen times. Checked Facebook to see if she had messaged me to change the time of our phone call. She was supposed to call an hour and 18 minutes ago. Or was she ?

Looked at goal.com for some exciting Transfer trivia !! Pop up ad froze my computer. Damn it.

Reopened some unknown tab with article on it, which I had opened about a week ago but couldn’t finish, still couldn’t finish, so navigated back to Shiladitya’s crass and amateurish blog.

Watched  an episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S  i have seen 30 odd times. 
Chandler sure is a class act !

Two hours and counting.

High-fived with a yet another GOLD-FLAKE.

Turned on COLDPLAY.

Interestingly, my selection changed to Justin Bieber’s “THAT SHOULD BE ME” and then Bon Jovi’s “YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME”. Guess why ?
Story of my life- that’s why.

G-chatted with a girl I used to like but is “off-limits” now.

Two hours and 51 minutes. Cursed her in whispers for having not yet called.

Ate some chips. Apparently I am a stress eater.

Three hours, 13 minutes. Have not moved since those chips.

Received a text message from my adopted daughter, “DADDDDYYYY!!  What are you upto” Responded with non-sequitur, “She hasn’t called yet but I’m blogging about it.” Talked to her for a while. Always cheers me up . :)

Okay so technically she was like, “TTYL” and I was like, “Yeah sure” and then she was like, “Okay”. Doesn’t TTYL mean “ I will call you ASAP ?? Or “cant wait to hear your voice soon enough” ?? May be its just me.

Opened Word. Found a horrifyingly embarrassing blog draft that I must have written drunk. Saw something embarassing and minimized it instantly.

Hit the Facebook home page again. Boring people online.

Closing in on 5 hours. Shoot me.

Okay that’s a lie, it’s only been four hours and 48 minutes but I am desperate.
I, myself could have called her. But how needy do I want to seem ?

Fished for an another cigarette in my bagpack. Empty.
Looked at the floor to find 6-8 butts staring back at my exasperated expression.
Why hasn’t she called yet ??

Went to the nearest tea shop of Bullu’s. Of course I had my cell with me.
Laughed at my friends’ lame jokes. Took a dig at a junior for being a REAL MADRID fan.
Laughed  off Indian Cricket Team’s dismal performance in Australia.

Placed a bet on Djokovic to win the Australian Open. Checked my cell again.
Ass itchy-Outrageous messages from customer care.

I came back. 6 hours and 10 odd minutes. That’s it. I have had it !! I am calling her up.

Naaw , lets just send her a casual breezy sms.

Be right back fellas. Laying on the floor, staring at the ceiling.